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司法笑话|Rules for hunting lawyers

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Washington state attorney season and bag limits

1300.01 GENERAL
1. Any person with a valid1 Washington State hunting license2 may harvest attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing3 of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd4, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout whiplash, ambulance, or free Perrier for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine6, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection7 for 人工智能DS, rabies, and vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer5, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
BAG LIMITS
1.Yellow Bellied8 Sidewinder22.Two-faced Tort Feasor33.Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator54.Big-mouthed Pub Gut925.Honest AttorneyEXTINCT6.Cut-throat27.Back-stabbing Whiner1028.Brown-nosed Judge Kisser29.Silver-tongued Drug Defender$100 bounty


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